Live. Laugh. Love.


briandalopez:

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! People’s priorities.

(Source: littlehinduthings)


  • friend: sorry, I can't hang out anymore
  • me: but I showered for you
Via you can do anything you put your mind to.


radbutt:

can we take a minute to reflect on akon’s full name

Via ♥

ilostmyfear0ffalling:

a-bit-not-good-yeah:

iknewiwasagoner:

i’m sorry, but do you know where i live?

do you?

Everything is available in my country. 

sorry you were saying

HA.



(Source: foreveralone-lyguy)


My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.

  • Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
  • Brother: that's not fair
  • Mom: DO AS I SAY.
  • Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
  • Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
  • Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
Via




So hardcore

(Source: classcomesoutmyass)



neodad:

you know when you ask your sister to get you some gummy candy but you really mean SOUR gummy candy so when she comes home with your gummy bears you are very disappointed and forget them in the sun and then they congeal into one single 990 calorie gummy rectangle and you spend 10 minutes cutting it out of the bag so you can take a picture for the internet


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